From MoJo:
Do you have difficulty being faithful? Fear not: CheatNeutral allows you to offset your infidelity by paying another couple not to cheat. With just a few easy payments, you can assuage you guilt and continue your meandering ways.
Sound crazy?
That’s because the “service” is an elaborate satire of carbon offsets, the system that allows polluters to justify their sins by paying to reduce emissions elsewhere.
Check out the whole intro here, and the amusing CheatNeutral site here.
Great. Thanks for telling us now, after it’s too late to order local turkeys from local farmers for Thanksgiving. GoodGuide has provided us with 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Your Thanksgiving Dinner. My favorites:
#3) “Fresh” turkeys may be over 2 months old. The USDA definition of “fresh” refers to turkeys whose internal temperature has never been below 26°F. “Hard-chilled” means the turkey was kept between 0°F and 26°F. “Frozen” means the turkey was kept at or below 0°F. The surprising thing about this standard is that it only mentions temperature, not time.
#10) Two tablespoons of gravy sauce give you over 1/3 of the sodium you need for the day. Many gravy products contain artificial colors of concern, and some contain transfats.
Good thing I’m making the cranberry sauce this year, which consists of far less sugar than the canned stuff, which gives you 1/3 of your daily intake, and probably some unwanted high fructose goobledygob.
And last but not least, fake plastic wishbones, thanks PETA.
